Throwing Milk at Cars

Throwing Milk at Cars

Bush/Cheney '04. Because God hates faggots.

We impeached Clinton for lying about head. Bush lied about A WAR.

Today I added a new page on the election. The rest of the site is disgustingly out of date; I plan on fixing this over the course of the next few days.

For those of you who don't already know, my name is Dan. Hopefully, there aren't any of you who didn't already know. Cause that would mean you just stumbled upon this site while roaming around the internet aimlessly. And that would mean you really need to get out more.

So here's my little online spiel on myself. I don't know exactly why I'm making this, but it's probably because I'm bored, and I don't want to write some paper, and it's cold out. Since it's always cold out, and there's usually some paper I'm putting off, you could pretty much say it's because I'm bored. Which, at the moment, I am. Ha. Imagine that.

So, have fun with this. That's why I made it: to amuse you, my site-visitor-viewers-or-what-have-you, but also, and more importantly, to amuse myself. Nonetheless, enjoy.

There's really nothing of any importance on this page. Except links to the other pages, which are sort of crucial. And the picture of my guitar. Which is cool. More pictures are on other pages. By the way, since 12/7, there have been this many visits to the site, not counting me:

All the News That Didn't Make the New York Times

12/03/2002, Hanover, NH- College student makes website with really fucking random title

12/04/2002, Hanover, NH- Aforementioned student discovers a sick nasty guitar song, namely Somewhere Over the Slaughterhouse by Buckethead, and sets it to autoplay on aforementioned website. Asked for comment, the student said, "Someday, I'll be able to solo like that..." He then sighed wistfully.

1/11/2003, Hanover, NH- Rage Against the Machine, translated into French, is "Rage Contre la Machine." "Rage Contre le Machin," on the other hand, means "Rage Against the Thingie." Sleep Now in the Fire by Rage Against the Machine set to autoplay on website, replacing the Buckethead song.

2/8/2003, Hanover, NH- Just FYI, most times I update the pejebus, all I do is add more links. So check out the links often. I like links.

2/19/2003, Albany, NY- I was informed, by the very man who created the word, that it's actually spelled "bejebus." However, the pronounciation of the first consonant is somewhere between the voiced "b" and the unvoiced "p," so I don't think the error is so egregious. I think I'll go on spelling the pejebus the way I used to.

3/10/2003, Hanover, NH- Finally! There's something in the Much Text section!

4/12/2003, Hano... yeah, you get it. Changed the song once again, added some links. It's now on 311's Amber. Tough call between that and Writes of Winter by Jimmy Page. But just figured the Rage song had to go sooner or later.

5/13/2003- New song. The best techno song ever, in fact. And more in the text section. Oh, and the song is Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino mix) by Rob D. It's on the Matrix soundtrack. And more pictures will be here really soon, I swear.

5/14/2003- I made a mistake. The best techno song ever isn't Clubbed to Death. The best techno song ever is Clubbed to Death, played on top of itself, with an offset of a little over a second. Preferably with the one that starts first a little bit softer than the one that starts second, so it's like a reverse echo. I discovered this when I opened up this page and started the song on my winamp at the same time. The beat was doubled, with one louder beat from the website coming in the middle of two softer beats from the winamp. It was awesome. Hey, I never said it was a good story.

5/18/2003- Thanks to a suggestion from Jack, I added a whole new page. Damn.

11/28/2003- I stole my parents' digital camera, so I don't have to get around to finding a scanner to put pictures up here. Sweet. Also, Too Much Food, the best song on the Jason Mraz CD, is set to autoplay. Change is good.

12/06/2003- I added another whole page. "Page," in Latin, is "pagina." Just pronounce that. Isn't it hilarious? I put some pictures on the new page too. And I added some songs to the list... and added to the Much Text section. And I changed around the pictures page a little. And I wrote this.

P.S. - I know that "pagina" is supposed to rhyme with... like, "floggin' the." But that takes all the fun out of it.

P.P.S. - Demetri and I came up with the idea of taking a picture of my penis to put on here, but I eventually decided against it. Feel lucky: it was close.

P.P.P.S. (...OK, it wasn't really close.)

12/7/2003- Oo! Oo! Check it out! I added... a counter, and... a guestbook! Aren't I the shizz?

12/12/2003- Changed some stuff, most notably revamping the About Me page. Complete with added linkification. And the Cicierega links work now. God, that man's frickin brilliant. Watch his intro.

12/12/2003, Supplemental- JoseCarlosMuci: ur site is the shit

7/1/2004- Back at Dartmouth, oh yes. It's been way too damn long since my last update, so I've added to pretty much everything. Wake the Dead by A Perfect Circle is set to autoplay. How gorgeous is this song?

Happy exploring.